2012-03-06 22:44:54
06.22.11 at 245 pmOtto ManI live in New Jersey and I wouldnt move to Suffolk County, fer kshirsaces.Amen to that.Listen, I've traveled from New York to countless places, near and far, for the weddings of friends and family. Everywhere from long trips to San Francisco or even the Italian countryside, to nearer flights to Austin and Chicago, to places we could drive to like D.C., Philly, Buffalo, and Toronto.The two weddings on Long Island? Yeah, I'll be sending my regrets card and a lovely gift out to your godawful suburban wasteland because, unlike me, they won't mind being stuck in traffic on the L.I.E. for four fucking hours, each way, just to wind up in Bergen County with a Beach.